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Boring person 1: Hey, did you see that thing that just happened?
Boring person 2: Yes I did.
Boring person 1: Well, let me just tell you about it anyway. Nothing makes events you’ve already witnessed more interesting than hearing about them in long segments of exposition. Wouldn’t you agree?
Boring person 2: Sorry, could you repeat that?
(via “Outcasts” (2010) -...
January 2011
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